Actor Displeases Happening Editor, Avoids Car Bomb While EIC at His Office. He Has Witnesses, Honest, Officer.
Many people in the world, the staff of Happening included, are still saddened by the death of iconic actor David Carradine. Most of us know the circumstances behind the Kill Bill/Days Saga performer’s passing. And apparently so does Ashton Kutcher, who posted the following remark on his Twitter:
Remind me to never asphyxiate myself while masterbating in bangkok. It just confused people.
Why the Peter Frampton did Kutcher write such an insulting thing? Happening EIC Marlowe, behind the HTG initiative to get David Carradine memorial items into the homes of HTG residents, was not pleased when he heard.
“I might have to destroy my Dude, Where’s My Car? DVDs… all five of them. Well, maybe I can keep them for Seann William Scott’s sake. But Kutcher is off my Christmas card list!”
Marlowe was so unhappy that he created a new award to reflect it. But where did he put the award? With more than one place to receive awards, it might take a little while for a lucky citizen to find it.
“Oh, I think it’ll be worth the look,” stated Marlowe. “The person finding it won’t be disappointed.”
