Oh, That Crafty Pedro. Next He’ll Be Selling a Roads Masterson Two-fer to PBS. That’s How Pedro Rolls, You Know.
A FOX Exclusive!
After some hot and heavy bidding, FOX has secured the exclusive broadcast rights to your movie. Once the film leaves theaters, they?ll cut you a check for a cool $35 million dollars. This award can be used on a movie that has previously been released and is not currently in the multiplex when this award was won. NOTE: This money is a bonus and does not count towards the box office total of the film. You must write a press release about this to get the cash
Fox has obtained the exclusive broadcast rights to air Pedro’s canine-centered film Dog Gone Shorts. Fox is happy to secure the rights to this movie, proclaiming that 43% of the homes that tune into fox have dogs, so this movie is sure to be popular among its viewers. Pedro of Baseball Mogul Productions just hopes they don’t cut down the swearing too much.
“I realize that it’s network television,” remarked the prolific producer, “but the spicy language is a vital part of the story.”
A representative from Fox and Amy the Dog from Baseball Mogul Productions recently had a meeting to negotiate the deal. Pedro will get tons of money and Amy gets lots of lobster. It’s a good deal all around, says insiders close to the deal.
