Former Mayor Guest of Exclusive Birthday Bash
Esteemed ex-mayor Chris Harmer’s birthday marked a gala like none other in HTG Hollywood. A party was thrown in his honor, with the guest list as exclusive as the contestants for wet T-shirt night at Club Siberia. We at Happening did our best to become a part of the festivities, but were denied access. This was disappointing, because we have always been a Harmer supporter at this news source. Who was the former city leader cuddling up to? What sort of gifts were presented? We don’t know. Even a reporter sent in disguise was unable to get too far into the party room.
So, instead of a report on the party, we’re publishing a classic Harmer comic. We’re still looking for reports of what happened at the event. If anyone knows anything or even has a picture, please inform this news office.
Anyway, happy birthday, Mr. Harmer.
