More Grappling News, Dewds
Yup, it’s me, Wrestleboy again, bringing you all the news and gossip you need to keep you satisfied until the next broadcast. The guys at Happening are out playing with some balloons and a lawn chair, so I’m going to see if I can get this done on my own. Let’s get started.
First off, Rogue Net head operator Lucian Carter still won’t let me get any training in for my debut in the squared circle one of these days. He says I’m too young, that the insurance won’t cover it, I might get hurt… you know, the same old can of beans. Besides, he said, it isn’t his decision. Sure. Just you wait, folks. You’re listening to the future of sports entertainment right here. Just give me some time.
If it’s size Lucian’s worried about, then why is Mini-Domi returning to TCW? I’m taller than he is. And I hear Pamela Anderson might be returning, too, for another visit to endorse PETA. Speaking of, does anyone have any beef jerky that I can eat?
Speaking of beef, someone said that Beef Wellington and Chance Fortune are trying to come up with a name for their tag team. I told Tommy Cornell that Lucky Meat would be funny, but he said that Dead Meat would be more like it. That Cornell fellow sure is mean.
At the TCW Excessive Force ppv, Eric Bischoff said that he will be doing some work in front of the camera instead of just directing. There’s another guy who’s stuck on himself. My mom says that guys like him and Cornell will get what’s coming to them one of these days, that what goes around comes around, something about sewing and weeping. My mom sure confuses me sometimes.
Speaking of my mom, I better head home. I hear we’re grilling hot dogs for dinner. I love Spring! Until next time, this is Wrestleboy signing out.
