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A handful of weeks ago citizens of HTG Hollywood noticed something new in the water south of the city. There was no longer just one island upon the big blue space, but two. Some fortunate resident of our community bought the new location. The new owner has not been named yet, but with islands costing an unbelievable one billion dollars, it’s for certain that he’s a long-timer who has done a lot of work.
With no official opening declared for the new island, we at Happening figured that it would be a good time to use our brand new What’s Happening in the Sky vehicle. One of our staff photographers would be able to venture over the island and capture on film what has not been announced yet.
What’s Happening in the Sky vehicle
A launching ceremony was held yesterday on some open ground west of Hollywood Stadium. Although it would have been closer if the launch was made in HTG Malibu, residents of the city’s elite section of town did not want to be disturbed by what was predicted to be an excitable and noisy crowd.
Citizens enjoy the launching of What’s Happening in the Sky
The liftoff of the new vehicle was delayed by some high wind, but took place after the weather calmed. What’s Happening in the Sky took just over an hour to make it over the new island. Although the photographer was eager to take pictures of new construction taking place, he was dismayed (as well as the rest of us) to see that none had begun. Was this location going to remain open land? Had the new owner run out of funds for building with the island’s purchase? Or had he just not begun? Calls later to the city asking questions have not been returned.
The photographer did, however, spot something interesting. Apparently the island is home for a race of people unlike any seen before in HTG Hollywood.
The new island’s indigenous residents
Will this island community be displaced when construction begins? Or will the new owner find a place for them in a special section of the island? There are many more questions than answers concerning this new location. Hopefully news from the city and the new owner will be given soon.
Never mind, THIS is a weird ass article. Well done.
Comment by czartim — April 23, 2009 @ 5:17 pm
I can’t wait to find out more about Newman’s new island.
Comment by Bishop — April 24, 2009 @ 12:28 am
Newman has an island also? That would make three. Wow. I hope they don’t run out by the time I make a bil.
Comment by Administrator — April 24, 2009 @ 1:15 am
Maybe it’s Marlowe?
Comment by czartim — April 24, 2009 @ 4:06 am
I’m pretty sure it’s not Marlowe’s. He would have told me.
Comment by Administrator — April 24, 2009 @ 6:48 pm
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Comment by czartim — April 24, 2009 @ 7:27 pm
I don’t know what that means, so I’m going to reply with this: Little green onions.
Comment by Administrator — April 24, 2009 @ 9:17 pm