Mayor Waiting For Film Roles
Occasionally this news source finds itself short on informative articles, but finds a need to publish something. When this occurs, a few things could happen. A cartoon could be posted. A piece on our beloved former city leader Chris Harmer could be printed. The more love for the Harmer the better, we say. Or, we are pleased to say, Happening can show a picture of Mayor Megan Fox.
Despite appearing in five films in 2008, Miss Fox has not been seen in a single movie for the first three months of 2009. (That’s as far as we know.) Sure, there are plans to use her, but come on! We’re three months into the new year!
“I think it’s gender bias” complained a fan of the mayor during a luncheon on Sunday. “Think about it. There are benefits galore in using Megan Fox in a film. Awards are plenty, plus there’s the big bonus just because she’s mayor. So where are all the roles? It’s guys like Will Ferrell, Zac Efron and Dev Patel getting all the juicy jobs. Sure, there’s that Shakespeare thing with all women, but that’s a rarity. We need more women in leading roles. And, if the movie’s to be a success, those leading roles need to be filled by Megan Fox.”
Although many producers and studio executives were on hand, none of them commented on the declaration.
“You got any more of them lil’ weiners in the spicy sauce?” is all one studio head offered.
“Just you wait” concluded the Fox Fan. “She’s going to be in movies and get such a high Talent Score that people will regret not hiring her when they could have. That’ll teach ‘em.”
UPDATE: It has been brought to our attention that the mayor had a small role in the Fat Party movie. Hardly a part worthy of her talent.
She was in the best part!
Comment by Bishop — March 30, 2009 @ 8:14 pm
Correction, she had the best parts, but wasn’t in the best “part”.
Comment by The Pit — March 30, 2009 @ 9:02 pm
The only way to tell who is correct is if we give long and steady study to her parts. I, for one, plan on studying hard.
Ba da KAPOING!
Comment by Administrator — March 30, 2009 @ 11:11 pm