I Knew He Was a Player, But This Is Ridiculous. Kinda Like Those Hidden Fees That Cell Phone Companies Charge You. Werd On That.
He has been linked to numerous HTG Hollywood ladies… Mayor Megan Fox, Mandy Moore and most recently Paris Hilton, to name a few. But a recent allegation has raised the eyebrows of many in the city.
“Chris Harmer is the true father of Nadya Suleman’s octuplets. Chris Harmer is the Octodad.”
“That is proposterous” cried a rep from Heavy Metal Productions. “In no way is our beloved Chris associated with the Octomom. He has never met her. Who is making the accusation? Why? I can tell you why. It’s for fame and fortune. Anyone associated with Chris is a megasuccess. And he has the cash to provide a luxurious lifestyle. I’m surprised more paternity claims haven’t been made against Chris.”
The former mayor’s legal team is already hard at work to determine the source of the allegation.
“We’re going to nip this in the bud. There’s no way that we will allow our client to be badgered by Miss Suleman. Chris Harmer is his own man and will not be taken advantage of, I guarantee you.”
