Oh, So Jason Will Be Without His ‘Stache in This? And What’s the Deal With Showing Us His Manicure? Just One Finger? Nutty Stuff, Jason.

With all of the celebrities in HTG Hollywood and so few movie and television projects to go around, some talents are more than pleased to get work… any work. The talents being selected for the upcoming third installment of The Film Protectors are ecstatic to be working again.
“Frito Chilito lives!” shouted an excited Jason Lee when he heard of the new project. “I haven’t been getting the work that I’ve wanted to get. Returning to The Film Protectors is like returning home. I can hardly wait!”
Centered on a group in charge of halthing the production of bad films, the first two movies in the series appeared in 2005 and 2006. Will the material be able to remain fresh in 2009?
“Definitely” stated a representative of Baseball Mogul Productions. “Bad films, sadly, continue to be made. Frito and company will do their best to put an end to it.”
The so-far untitled Film Protectors 3 is in pre-production and not scheduled.
“It would be a great holiday picture” conclued the BM rep.
