This One’s For the Canadian Readers, Eh
Although Golden Yoda winning actor/director Tim Robbins has not appeared in an HTG film since 2006, fans of the star are hoping that recent pictures indicate that he is preparing for a new role. One excited movie fan did his best to explain.
“You know that Chris Harmer movie? The one where he’s a secret agent or something? And people are trying to guess who the main villain will be? Well, it’s Tim Robbins. He’s going to be either the son of or a clone of Harland Sanders. Yup, the Colonel himself, the guy behind those 11 secret herbs and spices. No, he won’t be drumsticking Harmer to death. He’s got uber hockey skillz! He’ll be firing pucks at Harmer full of explosives and such. It’ll be so cool, I can hardly wait!”
Miracle Pictures chief Marlowe, however, continues to deny these rumors.
“Really, we haven’t got that far into casting. When we do, we’ll make the announcement. We at the studio appreciate the eagerness for Chris Harmer: International Man of Intrigue and Adventure: The Prometheus Stone, but all of the speculation isn’t going to help anyone. Thanks.”
The Chris Harmer movie is still in pre-production and, as per studio policy, does not have a release date yet.
