If They Have Jesus Juice at the Concession Stand, I Am There!
Rumors continue to travel across the city about the lead villain in Miracle Picture’s upcoming action film Chris Harmer: International Man of Intrigue and Adventure: The Prometheus Stone. According to photos given to this reporter, pop singer Michael Jackson is being considered for the role of Harmer’s adversary, a martial artist bent on world domination.
“Again, I can’t stress how wrong this is” remarked a rep from the studio. “Just because we’ve discussed certain matters with certain somebodys, that doesn’t mean that they’re going to be in the Chris Harmer film. Really, when that portion of the production comes, we’ll let you know.”
Just a couple days ago, speculations concerning Paris Hilton playing a villain with a deadly parrot were reported. MP denied those rumors as well.
“It’s the excitement about a movie that only Chris Harmer can provide” explained a movie goer at a local cinema. “Whatever he does makes news. Whatever he does sells news. You can’t blame people for wanting to know what’s going on.”
Chris Harmer: International Man of Intrigue and Adventure: The Prometheus Stone does not have a release date as of yet.
