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In what many consider to be a surprise move, a rumor is floating across HTG Hollywood that Miracle Pictures has found “the perfect villain” for its upcoming action picture, Chris Harmer: International Man of Intrigue and Adventure: The Prometheus Stone. It’s not surprising that a talent has been found, but who was found.
“I heard that they’ve hired Paris Hilton” claimed a movie insider this morning over a latte. “Hilton’s supposed to be some sort of dark agent who has trained her parrot to claw people to death. I’ve seen test shots, so it must be true.”
“Hogwash” retorted an Miracle Pictures Studio insider this afternoon. “Although I am sure that Paris Hilton would do almost anything to end her dry spell here in HTG, we haven’t been in contact with her concerning the Harmer movie that’s in pre-production. It sounds as if Hilton’s people are just trying to keep her in the spotlight. When casting for the movie is underway, we’ll let everyone know.”
Representatives of the heiress did not return queries concerning this story. Miss Hilton is reported to be in Mexico this week.
