Is That a Tear? Harmer’s a Heartbreaker, He Is. Stay Away From My Sister, Harmer!

Apparently it’s official. Mayor Megan Fox and predecessor Chris Harmer are no longer an item, according to an insider at city hall. Although their recent “extreme sports” vacation in the desert was thought to bring the two closer than ever, the insider has stated “The relationship has run its course. It’s completely amicable, though. They are remaining friends.”
Others have mentioned that the two are focusing on their careers now more than ever. Mayor Fox is looking at leading HTG Hollywood for the remainder of the year, plus starring in many HTG projects (thanks in part to bonuses for hiring her). Harmer is accepting film roles and looking for “the perfect nacho.”
The advertisement for The Good, The Bad and The Harmer 3 continues. Further rumors have the ex-mayor preparing for filming the return of the western hero.
“I know Marcotte and Spade are eager” said a movie insider at a recent screening at an HTG cinema. “It’s not like they’re getting a lot of work otherwise.”
