I Have a Cousin Who Has Pet Spiders. They Give Me the Willies. Instinct Says to Squish ‘Em. But My Cousin Says They’re Good Pets, So I Don’t. But Beware, Fido. Beware.
Reporters from this HTG news source have uncovered photos proving the existence of secret experiments performed by city scientists. Presumably using funds provided through donations to public works, but with no specific target, these scientists are apparently developing what we are calling “cyborg creatures”. The photos focus on one particular cycreature, a large mechanical spider. Unfortunately, no details of the experiment were discovered with the photos.
Queries to the city have not been returned. Officials stated that the photos will be examined by Mayor Megan Fox when she returns from her current fact finding tour (to an unknown location).
Is it a coincidence that the mayor is out of town when these photographs were discovered? Is she really on a fact finding tour or was she rushed away so that she could not be held accountable for the discovery?
Reporters from Happening will stay on top of this story until Mayor Fox returns and provides a reasonable explanation.
Finding a cool-looking spider is *how* hard, again?
Comment by NotBish — February 2, 2009 @ 1:56 am
I’m sure if you address whatever this is about to the person you wish to get it, it would be much more effective. All the EIC of this can do is say “huh?”
Comment by Administrator — February 2, 2009 @ 7:21 pm