Archives: What’s Happening in HTG Town

Fire fighting vehicles were called to Wood Way this afternoon when flames erupted at the construction site of Bada Bing!, the new nightclub hoping to open soon on the city’s east side. Although the lads at Local Engine 55 arrived as quickly as they could, the fire had been going too long for the construction to be saved. Fortunately, firefighters did manage to control the blaze so that neighboring businesses would not be harmed, including Mega Mart.

“We’re mighty angry about this loss to HTG Hollywood,” stated Captain Tucker of the HTGFD. “Things like this shouldn’t happen. Let’s face it, we’re painfully underequipped to handle even the smaller fires like this one. If only we had, say, two more fire vehicles, we coulda brought this fire under control with minimum damage. Perhaps we’ll see some donations to public works in the department’s name. I sure hope so, before any more blazes like this occur and someone gets hurt.”

Information on donating money to HTG public works can be found here.

As for this particular blaze, an investigation has begun.

UPDATE: Captain Tucker of the HTG Fire Department and Chief of Police Winslow have just initiated their investigation in the fire at the Bada Bing construction site, but have already made some discoveries: 1) The source of the fire was localized, started in the construction itself. 2) Ship of Fooles head Lucian Carter had passed by the site early in the day and witnessed a pair of homeless men attempting to warm themselves with a trash can fire.

The HTGFD and HTGPD are operating under the initial assumption that the fire was started by a warming trash can (metal 50-gallon barrel) that got out of control. Homeless in the eastern half of the city are being questioned. So far, none that match the description that Lucian saw have been located. Stay tuned to Happening for further developments.

Thanks to the success of the Rangelov Productions film The Kid, WWE star John Cena has been asked to return to his titular role in The Kid.

In The Kid 2, Jason “The Kid” Torn (Cena) leaves Yafiso behind to start a new life. But soon he is drawn into a criminal empire. How far will he rise? And what must he sacrifice to do it?

Possibly set to star with Cena in the film are Dean Stockwell, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Edison Chen, wrestler Mike Knox, Saul Rubinek, Daniel Dae Kim, Paris Hilton and wrestler Mark “The Undertaker” Calloway. Oliver Megaton is in talks to direct again.

“All cast are tentative,” explained Lucian Carter of Ship of Fooles Studio, “except John Cena himself.”

The Kid 2, a Brainful/Rangelov production, is set to be released by SoF on April 3rd.

With shows such as their TCW wrestling hour and the returning sci-fi thriller Atlantis, Rogue Net has found its place in HTG Television. With the approaching sixth season of HTG TV, there has been much discussion concerning expanding the line-ups for the networks. Recently there has been some approval among those involved to add a half hour to the end of the day. Lucian of Rogue Net is letting producers know that a half hour showing of the Muppets could be added to the Rogue line-up. Lucian’s mighty Ship of Fooles/Rogue Net empire possesses the Henson-created puppet franchise.

According to the net chief, the show could even be written by multiple producers, with each week’s episode having a different theme. A weekly parody was suggested, with episodes of Mupp Fiction or No Country for Old Muppets being possible.

Producers with ideas are encouraged to contact Lucian. A definite starting date for the next season of HTG TV has not been determined.