Sorry, Been Neglecting Pics of the Mayor Lately. Bad EIC. Go to Your Room.
Less than a month has passed since the newly elected Mayor Megan Fox has taken office, but already the Wonder Woman star has found herself buried by questions.
“The job may seem glamorous,” began a city staffer, “but there’s more than attending dinners and cutting ribbons. HTG Hollywood is constantly growing and someone needs to manage that growth. Mayor Fox is a big part of that process.”
With the increase in the level of bank accounts for HTG citizens, more and more large purchases are being made. Some of these purchases involve new ventures that have not been considered before in the city’s history. Can a successful studio owner buy a space station? Can a laboratory be purchased to research growing DNA into modern dinosaurs? Can an ice cream shop be opened that serves 32 flavors instead of the boring 31?
Wishing to find the answers to these questions and others, Mayor Fox has set forth on a fact finding mission.
“Her security didn’t wish to divulge the location,” stated the staff member, “but we did notice that she had a selection of bikinis packed, along with some tanning lotion. My guess is the Caribbean. Tahiti is too windy this time of year. I’m sure we’ll hear about the trip when she returns.”
During the mayor’s absence, the city will be run by a collection of the mayor’s staff.
“We won’t be making any major decisions. If we need to double check something with Mayor Fox, we have her cell number.”
