Archives: What’s Happening in HTG Town

January 27, 2009

Sorry, Been Neglecting Pics of the Mayor Lately. Bad EIC. Go to Your Room.

Filed under: Other

Less than a month has passed since the newly elected Mayor Megan Fox has taken office, but already the Wonder Woman star has found herself buried by questions.

“The job may seem glamorous,” began a city staffer, “but there’s more than attending dinners and cutting ribbons. HTG Hollywood is constantly growing and someone needs to manage that growth. Mayor Fox is a big part of that process.”

With the increase in the level of bank accounts for HTG citizens, more and more large purchases are being made. Some of these purchases involve new ventures that have not been considered before in the city’s history. Can a successful studio owner buy a space station? Can a laboratory be purchased to research growing DNA into modern dinosaurs? Can an ice cream shop be opened that serves 32 flavors instead of the boring 31?

Wishing to find the answers to these questions and others, Mayor Fox has set forth on a fact finding mission.

“Her security didn’t wish to divulge the location,” stated the staff member, “but we did notice that she had a selection of bikinis packed, along with some tanning lotion. My guess is the Caribbean. Tahiti is too windy this time of year. I’m sure we’ll hear about the trip when she returns.”

During the mayor’s absence, the city will be run by a collection of the mayor’s staff.

“We won’t be making any major decisions. If we need to double check something with Mayor Fox, we have her cell number.”

Emails Point Out Lack of Cartoons Over Last Couple of Days. Editor Blames Ice Storm. And the Russians. And Those Little Packets of Salt You Get With Fast Food Fries.

Filed under: Other


Not Only Do We Not Know His Name, But We Don’t Know Anything Else About the Movie

Filed under: Talents, Films

Action star Jason Statham has found himself kicking it into high gear again with the production of You Know My Name, a Mac the Movieguy production. A sequel to the successful Hollywood Swan Song, Statham played the mysterious “Man”. Will we really know his name with the new flick? The Flip Brothers and Mac have been keeping their advertising at a bare minimum so far, so that question cannot be answered yet. An inside source at FBS gave us a couple pointers for the film.

“I haven’t seen the script or any of the dailys, but you can figure that Jason’s on the run again from some baddies. He’s a kickboxing expert, so expect some hard-hitting action. Maybe some car chases and a romantic lead. I’m sure the studio will let us know soon.”

Calls to Flip Brothers Studio and Mac have not been returned. Will advertising for the film begin soon?

You Know My Name, directed by Guy Ritchie, opens on Feburary 6.

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