New Toy Set to Thrill Figure Collectors
Always wishing to please toy collectors throughout HTG Hollywood, stores have recently announced the upcoming Roads Masterson action figure, based on the dark hero portrayed by Luke Perry in Eat S*** and Die. The horror/comedy film also starred Pauly Shore as the hapless porn theater janitor known as the Jizzmopper.
“We’ve completed the first prototype,” stated a nearby toy manufacturer. “Expect the Roads figure on the shelves soon. I’m sure that Pedro fans will be knocking down the doors when it arrives.”
UPDATE: The Roads Masterson action figure is on sale now at the Mega Mart toy department. Get yours while supplies last.
