Remember Chris Harmer? He Was the Mayor in 2008. He’s Not Any More. But He’s Still Around. Werd. What’s He Up To?
Former HTG Hollywood mayor/actor/producer Chris Harmer is helping fans with problems on life and love on a new telephone hotline. People who call *HARMER can register for the former city leader’s words of wisdom and experience, which are automatically sent to their cellphones.
According to Harmer, “It’s a nominal fee. I’m basically just covering costs. When I have advice and information and anything that’s going on in my life, I’m able to call this number and verbally leave a message, which goes directly into my fans’ inbox on their cells. I recently put up ’s latest advice to me, which is ‘You can tell how upset your stomach will be at night by looking at how much food people leave on their plates at restaurants.’ Now I have people changing their eating habits because of me. I hear that Chinese restaurant down the street from the animal shelter is going to have to close. Oops.”
“It’s my way of telling the fans thank you for the years of supporting me and all my career moves” continued the former mayor. “I enjoy being able to give people knowledge and information that I have that’s contributed to my success. I don’t know what my next message will be, but it will come from a real place. Maybe something about the working girls downtown or that new bargirl at Club Siberia.”
Test calls from the Happening office this afternoon were met with busy signals. Could the new hotline be so popular already?
“I can’t wait to get in!” exclaimed a Happ staffer who had the number on redial for two hours. “If Chris Harmer can’t fix my life, who can?”
He looks terrible. How far the mighty have fallen.
Comment by Teufel — January 10, 2009 @ 3:09 am
Bloated!
Comment by Bishop — January 13, 2009 @ 2:42 am