Howdy to 2009
The New Year has found us with much to be thankful for in 2009, as 2008 ends with a successful bang. Various events highlighted the year, from the advent of HTG Version 3.4 to successful seasons of HTG TV to record breaking performances at the box office. New city leader Megan Fox brought in 2009 at a party thrown by her supporters and many fans. When asked what her first official declaration would be for HTG Hollywood, Miss Fox was excited.
“I’m going to declare January 1 an official holiday” she proclaimed, holding a half-empty bottle of champagne. “We can get to work starting January 2. Oh, wait, that’s a Friday and there are no new movies coming out. Let’s wait ’til Monday. What’s that, the 5th? Yeah, the 5th. Let’s get to work on January 5. Unless you’re hungover. Then go ahead and sleep in. I wouldn’t want anyone to go to work not feeling up to snuff. Go ahead and wait until the 6th. Come January 6, it’s onward for HTG Hollywood!”
When asked which of exiting Mayor Harmer’s proposed tax spending ideas she was most behing on, Mayor Fox shrugged.
“I don’t think we need a prison, because we already have a jail. And we don’t need another airport. If people want to fly somewhere, they can always buy a house in Malibu, right? And we already have that hospital. I’m not sure. Maybe Chrissiepoo can keep the money in the city funds and we’ll come up with something later. Happy New Year everybody!”
