The New Mayor’s in the News Again. Kinda. I Just Needed an Excuse to Post the Pic Below. Werd.

2009 has yet to arrive and HTG Hollywood’s new mayor has already found television work to take advantage of the bonuses available to her. Preparing for the next season of HTG TV, Flip Brothers TV co-head PJ Flip has hired Megan Fox to participate in the new show The Nobody’s. Happening staffer Bob managed a sit-down with PJ to quiz him on the show.
Bob: Thanks for meeting with me, dude. I know how busy you are.
PJ: Hi.
Bob: Flip Brothers Television has nailed down some talents for the next season of television. At the top of the paid list is Megan Fox, who will take over the leadership of our city at the beginning of the year. You’ve called the show “The Nobody’s”. The Nobody’s what? The Nobody’s TV Show? The Nobody’s Sexy Neighbor? The Nobody’s ‘87 Oldsmobile? It would help to know what, so we could think ahead.
PJ: Hi.
Bob: Why did you choose Miss Fox for the cast? The bonuses available? Her star power? Her acting in the hit Miracle Pictures kinda-sorta-anthology White Possum Scream? Her starring role in superhero flick Wonder Woman?
PJ: Hi.
Bob: If you were taking an afternoon stroll along Lake O and saw two people drowning… your brother Ritchie and mega yumness Megan Fox, who would you save first?
PJ: Hi.
Bob: It looks like Horror Hour will be returning next season. Will you be helping Ritchie with some of the producing?
PJ: Hi.
Bob: There has been discussion on either adding some more time to the next TV schedule or adding a fourth TV network. Do you feel that either is necessary, or do we have enough time available for television shows? Would the current time given be enough for the net heads to pick the best of the shows pitched to them?
PJ: Hi.
Bob: Last summer’s Terminator: Reboot was a successful extension of the powerhouse franchise. Will you be adding a sequel to Reboot?
PJ: Hi.
Bob: You did an episode of Cooking With Cassy. Do you spend time at home cooking or do you prefer going out? If you do cook, what is it that you prefer working on? I’m guessing pasta, hmm?
PJ: Hi.
Bob: Thanks much for taking the time, ocho. Good luck on your upcoming endeavors.
PJ: Hi.
