HTG Bits ‘N Pieces
Miscellaneous news/thoughts to get us by until something solid is published:
With the panning of Flip Brother’s Wonder Woman movie, will the studio that’s home to much of the DC Universe rethink their superhero strategy?
According to leaked creative from 10K Cases, Dick Tracy: Domino Midnight contains more than the minimum recommended daily allowance of buttcrack. Rumor has it that actress Mena Suvari is involved.

In related news, Bryan Bishop, owner of the Island of Terror and Innovator of Cottage Cheese Underwear, has mentioned a diplomatic visit to the mainland with Mayor-Elect Megan Fox… “to be held in his pants.”
One HTG TV network head is already scrambling to find possible show replacements in the short 6-week season. “You can never be too careful,” the net chief mentioned. “I’ve got to keep my options open in case something doesn’t work out.”
Except for Cooking With Cassy, Rogue Net chief Lucian is paying half production costs for his lineup.
When Rogue Net did not receive artwork as hoped for their new show Combat Rock, it gave the network the opportunity to change the title to The Policeman.
Some new locations on the HTG map that were developed for Version 3.4.1 have yet to be discovered according to city planners.

I just discovered what’s behind the sign. Am I the first? Huh? Huh? Am I?
Comment by Ninjalibrarian — November 24, 2008 @ 3:03 pm