Sorry, Been Neglecting Stories About the New Mayor. Yum.
With just a month and a half left before she officially takes over as the leader of HTG Hollywood, Megan Fox is already looking into getting her administration off to a good start.
“Miss Fox is a little concerned with come city finances” stated a representative of the Mayor-Elect. “There were rumors that new taxes would be established, but they apparently never came to be. The city needs some more cash to finance its many programs and to pay for the bills that are normally accrued.”
According to Miss Fox’s people, she is initiating an innovative program to raise money for the city. The Mayor-Elect is selling ad space on her back, much like ads that cover a NASCAR driver’s fire suit.
“Full-color tattoos are going to be available to show your logo off. Black and white ones will not be available. They will come in a variety of sizes, sold by the square inch. They won’t be cheap, mind you, but in 2009 all eyes will be on Megan Fox. Advertising on her skin will be the best investment that can be made.”
Details concerning the ad tattoos are still being developed, though a test advertisement has already been placed on the young lady’s right shoulderblade.
“Miss Fox and the rest of us are really excited about this,” concluded the rep. “She’s going to be able to provide a great deal of extra money for city services.”
you make me feel like Doctor Frankenstein
Comment by Rotor — November 19, 2008 @ 3:03 pm
Surprising or not, I think Miss Fox’s popularity here does not spring from the election. She’s currently in 2 HTG productions in release and due for a couple more right away. Let’s face it, she’s hot, no matter from what direction you become acquainted with her. A pity she doesn’t like unemployed overweight 40-somethings. I’d SO have it made.
Comment by Administrator — November 19, 2008 @ 8:02 pm