Archives: What’s Happening in HTG Town

Even though a poll on the HTG message board is asking citizens of our city what should be done with funds procured from studios during the later part of 2008, it’s outgoing Mayor Chris Harmer who has decided what to do with some of the funds.

“He’s throwing the biggest New Year party that this town has ever seen” stated a city rep this morning. “Think big. Go bigger. Even bigger. You haven’t put a dent in it. This party’s going to be the party to end all parties.”

Already opponents of some of Mayor Harmer’s policies have taken note of this announcement.

“Why is he spending the money on some party instead of city improvements?” pondered a member of Stop Government Waste, a local watchdog group. “And does he have the legal right to spend this money on a party when it was raised to get those improvements? I think not. And, get this, he plans on throwing the thing out at that island of his buddy, Bryan “I Don’t Need to Shave, It Makes Me Look Artistic” Bishop. What kind of kickback is Bishop getting for this? Will party visitors be safe? I’ve heard all sorts of nasty things about what goes on out there. Something needs to be done to stop this!”

The Mayor’s office has not commented on these accusations.

All city residents are invited to vote in the previously mentioned poll and to question if those funds are not spent in the manner voted on in a speedy manner. Happening will be keeping an eye on this situation and report if anything further develops.

As we wrap up another holiday weekend here in HTG Hollywood, it’s time to get back to reporting on (surprise) what’s happening in HTG town. The Happening staff is busy gathering various news in hope for more steady publication after a bit of a dry spell.

For now, it’s time for some participation from the citizenry of HTG Hollywood. 2008 will be gone in a month’s time. What were your favorite moments of the year in HTG? The best of something? Think about it, get a list together, then comment via the link below. Let’s see what everyone thinks. Besides, emulating something that people like isn’t such a bad idea, is it? There are no categories. Best of/favorite whatever you wish, as long as it is a part of HTG.

What about a worst of list? No thanks. Please don’t include any of that. We’re a happy news source.

With only a few more days left in November, it’s time to get those entries in for the first Malibu Film Festival, hosted by the prolific Mac the Movieguy.

Word from KrisGreet Productions is that Kris will be reteaming with Green Lantern director Micahel Bay and Superman: The Man Of Steel star Colin Farrell for video game adaptation Syphon Filter. Also, the company is looking at Jude Law for a role in Superman: Genesis, to be released in 2009.

Ritchie Steven Productions has sent word that Episode 4 of this season’s Downtown is titled “Clint’s Journey” and will answer a lot of the questions of what he was doing the six months of “being dead.” Also, the producer brags, there will be a lot of pyrotechnics in the episode.

If HTG Chat conversations are accurate, 10K Cases producer Bryan Bishop and Miracle Pictures’ Marlowe are writing a cooperative film to follow up their hit An Adventure With Larry and Jon. However, in this comedic experiment, one producer is writing one page, sends it to the other producer, he writes a page, sends it back, etc. “It’s been nutty so far” claims Marlowe. “We have no set plan and our senses of humor are different. Sometimes we help each other. Sometimes we throw the other a curve. It’ll be interesting to see what comes out of this.”

This HTG Hollywood news source has just discovered that the Slacker Mafia is no more. Two members of the organization were overheard to discuss that they have changed the name to Children of the Revolution. Reasons for this name change have not been heard, nor information on the status of the Slacker vs. Unicorn blog (link to upper right) or the Slacker Mafia production company operated by one of the members.

What’s Happening will stay with this story as it develops.

Miscellaneous news/thoughts to get us by until something solid is published:

With the panning of Flip Brother’s Wonder Woman movie, will the studio that’s home to much of the DC Universe rethink their superhero strategy?

According to leaked creative from 10K Cases, Dick Tracy: Domino Midnight contains more than the minimum recommended daily allowance of buttcrack. Rumor has it that actress Mena Suvari is involved.

In related news, Bryan Bishop, owner of the Island of Terror and Innovator of Cottage Cheese Underwear, has mentioned a diplomatic visit to the mainland with Mayor-Elect Megan Fox… “to be held in his pants.”

One HTG TV network head is already scrambling to find possible show replacements in the short 6-week season. “You can never be too careful,” the net chief mentioned. “I’ve got to keep my options open in case something doesn’t work out.”

Except for Cooking With Cassy, Rogue Net chief Lucian is paying half production costs for his lineup.

When Rogue Net did not receive artwork as hoped for their new show Combat Rock, it gave the network the opportunity to change the title to The Policeman.

Some new locations on the HTG map that were developed for Version 3.4.1 have yet to be discovered according to city planners.

After months of planning and anticipation, the fifth season of HTG TV has begun! Something for everyone is included in the initial mix. With only six weeks in the “mini season”, it would be a good idea to check out the shows while they’re on.

And don’t forget to vote for your favorites!

With just a month and a half left before she officially takes over as the leader of HTG Hollywood, Megan Fox is already looking into getting her administration off to a good start.

“Miss Fox is a little concerned with come city finances” stated a representative of the Mayor-Elect. “There were rumors that new taxes would be established, but they apparently never came to be. The city needs some more cash to finance its many programs and to pay for the bills that are normally accrued.”

According to Miss Fox’s people, she is initiating an innovative program to raise money for the city. The Mayor-Elect is selling ad space on her back, much like ads that cover a NASCAR driver’s fire suit.

“Full-color tattoos are going to be available to show your logo off. Black and white ones will not be available. They will come in a variety of sizes, sold by the square inch. They won’t be cheap, mind you, but in 2009 all eyes will be on Megan Fox. Advertising on her skin will be the best investment that can be made.”

Details concerning the ad tattoos are still being developed, though a test advertisement has already been placed on the young lady’s right shoulderblade.

“Miss Fox and the rest of us are really excited about this,” concluded the rep. “She’s going to be able to provide a great deal of extra money for city services.”

November 14 came and went. Birthday wishes were given. An untouched piece of marble cake sits on the dining room table.

Where is Mark Chua?

According to the release calendar, Mark turned 22 on Friday. (Slightly older Ed Havens turned 41 on that day.) Although there are several people who wanted to visit with the Nu/Art Films exec, he did not pop his head up. Even though he last visited the message board on the 10th, he didn’t make his precense known.

“I miss the guy,” stated a person in HTG Chat. “Sure, he gave us the award-winning The Earth Was Bleeding, but there’s more to the guy than that. He’s just a nice fellow. I wish I could say hello to him.”

The staff of Mars Investigations has allegedly been hired to track down the producer.

“It’s a nice chunk of money we had to pay,” confessed another chatter. “But, if they can drag Mark Chua in to chat with us even for a few minutes, it would be worth it. To Mark Chua!”