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With just a day to soak in her victory, Mayor-Elect Megan Fox is diving into the preparation for the job she will begin on January 1. Current HTG Hollywood leader Chris Harmer gave Miss Fox a tour of the city today, with emphasis on works in progress.

“The highlight of the day was the boardwalk,” stated a city representative. “After a nice lunch at the Drunken Clam, Mayor Harmer took the Mayor-Elect to the water’s edge and had a discussion on where they would like HTG Hollywood to go next year. With more and more movies being released and the excitement of recent additions to the city, there’s bound to be something for everybody. Miss Fox agreed that promoting these activities would be a top goal of her administration.”

The Mayor-Elect is scheduled to appear in the Flip Brothers Studio release of Wonder Woman, coming soon.

In what many are calling a political shocker, actress Megan Fox has won the general election to become 2009’s HTG Hollywood Mayor. With 9 votes of the 19 cast, Miss Fox topped incumbent Chris Harmer by just 1 vote.

“Perhaps it was the youth support,” pondered a resident when the results were posted.

“I blame Ramsey, Nadering me with the foreign vote,” commented Harmer campaign manager Teufel.

We will report further comments and observations concerning the election as they develop.