Pie Aren’t Square; They’re Round
Sometimes What’s Happening publishes stories for the public good. Sometimes it prints stories for entertainment purposes. And at other times, according to the manager of Club Siberia, “Them @#$%& blabbed about that &$%# to screw me over.”
Recently it was reported that SNL veteran David Spade had denied participating in pie fights in the back room of Club Siberia, the hottest night spot in HTG Hollywood. Because of that article, according to club manager Honolulu Lou Baxter, the pie fights have been virtually non-stop.
“Lou’s at wit’s end,” explained an employee at the club who wished to remain anonymous. “People started bringing pies and throwing them at whomever they wanted. The place became an unruly mess rather quickly. The A-list celebrities who used to frequent the back room aren’t coming any more out of fear of getting pie all over them. It’s sad. We try to search people at the door, but they’re able to sneak the pies in somehow. It’s aggravating.”
The staff of What’s Happening in HTG Town would like to apologize to Club Siberia, its staff, management and any customers caught in pie crossfire for any hardships that our news article presented. It is our hope that the situation gets under control very soon.
