Arrr!
When Hollywood the Game Version 3.4 was released, citizens rushed to explore the city. New locations were sprinkled around the map and continue to be revealed. One of the more popular new scenes, the pirate ship off the coast of the city, however, has raised some harsh words from one individual.
“I’m Steve the Pirate! Arrr!” declared, well, Steve the Pirate, who paid a visit to the Happening offices on Thursday. “I was in a hit movie. But where am I in the pirate cave scene? Nowhere to be found, that’s for sure. I was probably down at Average Joe’s working out. No one told me about the photo opp. Is it because I’m a little late on my gym fees? I said I’d get ‘em next month! Arrr!”
Residents of HTG Hollywood are advised to keep an eye out for this man, as he seems rather upset and has been known to carry a knife. If any pirate-initiated disturbance is discovered, please contact Chief Winslow at the police station.
