At Least He Didn’t Bring Any Goats to Milk. That Would Have Been Icky.
It took little time for actor Matthew McConaughey to revert to his bohemian ways after a press conference by Superman producer KrisGreet.
“Yeah, he went through a couple bottles of tequila like they were Kool Aid,” remarked a visitor at a party on HTG Hollywood’s sandy southern shore. “He had some bongos and beat on them for a couple hours, lit up some cigs of “dubious distinction” and then passed out on the beach. No one knew who to call, so we just let him sleep there. I’m guessing he’s all right. There’s no report of him in the paper being dead like that Tara Reid-Bishop double.”
Does McConaughey’s behavior disturb the operator of Random FX Productions?
“What Matthew does in his spare time is his business,” answered a spokesman for Random. “As long as he shows for production and performs like we know he will, everything’s cool.”
