(Insert Beaver Joke Here)

Police in HTG Hollywood say they have confiscated a tire iron belonging to Rogue Net/Ship of Fooles head Lucian Carter that was found in his carryon bag as he prepared to fly to back home to Canada via Hollywood Private Airlines. A representative for Chief of Police Carl Winslow stated that the TCW producer was cited for carrying a concealed weapon at the airport.
A spokesman from Ship of Fooles stated that the tire iron is a prop used during the production of Lucian’s hit TCW wrestling series on HTG TV. Apparently Lucian did not know that the tire iron was in the bag along with a few other “not dangerous” props.
Lucian was recently seen in HTG_Chat, apparently having made bail.
TCW Total Mayhem, the latest wrestling pay-per-view, is now in theatres.
