Mayor Vacations, Yankees in Last Place
From the desk of Chris Harmer, Mayor of HTG Hollywood:
Hey, all
Just letting you know that I’m heading down to Sacramento and area tomorrow for two weeks to chill and relax. I know, I wasn’t around much anyways… but damnit, have the decency to miss me!
Will try to get on now and then while I’m down there though.
Ja ma ta, ne?
It is to be expected that a hard-working city administrator would need some time off now and then to get the kinks out of the ol’ body. Running HTG Hollywood has got to be hard work. But who will be in charge of our fine city, with Mayor Harmer off on his vacation from duty?
Who will keep watch over the southern shore, making sure that the security forces from Bryan Bishop’s Island of Terror and Fat-Free Butter Substitute won’t march on us? Who will keep the riff-raff off the streets and in the clubs where they belong? Who will defend us from the impending infestation of hobarks? These are among the many questions that Happening has for our relaxing mayor.
We feel that it is the duty of each and every HTG Hollywood citizen to do his part to keep the city running during Mayor Harmer’s absence. Let’s make sure that he has a place to come back to when his sabbatical from his responsibilities is complete.
