She’s Attractive If You Like Scabs and Cold Sores
An HTG producer is breathing easier now, thanks to a court order issued by HTG court officials. British diva Amy Winehouse has been ordered to stay at least 100 feet from Ghost Story author Bryan Bishop. According to a secret source at 10K Cases Productions, Winehouse has been bothering the Terror Island owner for the last few weeks. Although the attention by a drunken, drug-induced wild woman would normally be appreciated by the producer, Bishop was too involved in the post-production of Ghost Story to have time for the singer.
“She turned up everywhere that Mr. Bishop was” explained the 10K source. “Bryan was just too busy for her rambling, her stumbling about. Security had their hands full with her. It took a court order to finally get her on a plane back to England.”
One HTG Hollywood movie insider has another theory concerning the Bishop-Winehouse relationship.
“I remember when Bishop got his idea for Ghost Story. He said he had a dream about a woman that really shook him to the core. I’m thinking that it wasn’t a dream, but that creepy Winehouse sneaking into his bedroom while Bish was sleeping. Wouldn’t that scare the you-know-what out of you, if you woke up with her standing over your bed?”
Ghost Story, a Ship of Fooles release, opens this Friday.
