Spring Rules, Winter Drools
The romantic (mis)adventures of Island of Terror and Two Pairs of Eyeglasses for $99.99 owner Bryan Bishop continue, thanks to rumors begun last weekend. Emma Watson, co-star of 2004’s DomMVP production The Giver, celebrated her 18th birthday by attending a special party thrown in a corner of HTG’s Sharkeys Arcade. Celebrating with the young actress was our favorite heavy-set filmmaker, Bryan Bishop. After hours of imbibing champagne and attempting to dethrone arcade champion DCE, the pair were seen leaving in one of Bishop’s luxury autos.
“They seemed like drunken schoolkids,” remarked an observer. “They were giggling like crazy, shoving on each other and cracking jokes. I’m not saying that Bishop had his hands all over Emma. But the windows of that limo were blackened. Who knows what happened once they got in?”
Representatives of 10K Cases Productions had a more mundane explanation for the witnessed event.
“Mr. Bishop only wished for Miss Watson to have a happy birthday. That’s all. The limousine ride was merely a courtesy provided by our company. Don’t forget — Mr. Bishop is a married man. His heart is with his wife. Any other notions are inflammatory and not worth merit.”
Bryan Bishop’s next feature, Ghost Story, opens on May 2. It is a Ship of Fooles release.
