Actress Seeks Audience With HTG Luminary
News travels quickly; bad news even quicker. With the rumors of the failing new marriage of HTG producer Bryan Bishop and actress Tara Reid, one possible new suitor has decided to seek the groom’s affections.
According to an anonymous source on Bishop’s Island of Terror and Breakfast Dollar Menu, Saving William Shatner 2 actress Jessica Simpson arrived at Bishop’s private airstrip early on Friday with hopes of meeting with the producer of the upcoming Ghost Story. But, much to the woman’s dismay, Bishop’s private security force prevented her from visiting Bishop.
“She apparently thought that bringing a large plush toy for Bishop would get her in the front door,” stated the insider. “She went on about the toy being big and cuddly, just like her ‘Bishy-poo.’ But the guards didn’t fall for it. I think that, in reality, Jessica just wants to meet with Bishop to get a film role. Her success here in HTG Hollywood has been dismal. I guess we’ll never know.”
Simpson found herself back on the airplane that brought her to the island and heading back to the mainland within fifteen minutes.
“I guess Bishop’s head is on his new movie and his current romantic problems,” concluded the insider. “He doesn’t need Jessica Simpson to add to them.”
