I Said a 12-Inch… Never Mind
Life for actress Winona Ryder continues to be disappointing. Recently a friend of Ryder’s explained to this HTG news source that the actress’ latest shoplifting episode was caused by her lack of work in HTG Hollywood. While some provided sympathy for Ryder’s circumstance, another in the city decided to take advantage of it.
“I’d offer her a role… in mah pants. BAM!”
Such was a declaration by mega-producer Bryan Bishop. According to a source in city hall, the Terror Island owner invited Ryder to his office at Checkmate Pictures to “audition” for a role. When it became clear that the appointment was only sexual in nature, the actress fled. Ryder’s lawyers have filed a lawsuit against the 10K Cases producer. Representatives from both parties have not returned calls asking about further details.
“I doubt that this will go any further,” guessed an HTG insider. “Bishop’s got some pull in town, especially with Mayor Harmer. I’m sure this will blow over quickly.”
Bryan Bishop’s latest film, Kansas, is currently in theatres.
She can offer oral arguments against Judge MyJunk at any time.
Comment by Bishop — March 29, 2008 @ 10:43 am
Sorry. He doesn’t operate in Small Claims Court.
Ba da BING!
Comment by Administrator — March 29, 2008 @ 8:44 pm
I’ll make a claim in her district court. With my wang. BAM.
Comment by Bishop — March 30, 2008 @ 12:10 am