The Toy Department Will Be Won… Again!
He’s the Mayor of HTG Hollywood. He’s an actor in both television and film. He’s what women want. He’s what men strive to be. And now he’s part of an action play set, coming soon to Mega Mart.
“Chris Harmer is a magnetic presence,” explained a representative of Decepticon Liberation Front, producers of the upcoming The Good, The Bad and The Harmer 2. “He burns up the set on GBH2. He runs the city. He makes public appearances. People can’t help but flock to him. Making a toy of our favorite HTG resident seems natural. We know that they’ll be flying off the shelves once they arrived.”
“We’ve already got a row in our toy department dedicated to this new play set,” explained Paul Ronpeil, manager of Mega Mart. “People are already starting to camp outside, waiting for their arrival. I hate to tell them that it won’t be until April. But they stay anyway. If you’re a Harmer fan, you’re a Harmer fan hardcore.”
The Good, The Bad and The Harmer 2, produced by Teufel, is a Flip Brothers Studio release scheduled for this Friday. Jay Roach directs.
