The Water’s Still Cold Until Early May Anyway
The office of HTG Hollywood Mayor Chris Harmer has issued the following press release:
Until further notice, it is advised that residents of the city stay away from the coastal waters of HTG Hollywood. Numerous reports of an extremely large shark have been made to this office. While we have not confirmed these sightings yet, the number of calls dictates that we take the possible threat seriously. Under no circumstance should anyone enter the water south of the city, either by swimming or by craft. The mayor’s office will announce the result of its investigation as soon as possible.
The rumors that the alleged over-sized shark is the result of dastardly experiments by scientists on Bryan Bishop’s Island of Adventure are unwarranted.
