Actress Longs for HTG Producer
Over recent weeks, award-winning producer Mark Chua has been spotted with a number of lovely actresses. Rumors are that he has bedded each and every one of them, but the official word from Nu/Art, Mark’s production company and studio, is that he is just discussing future film projects with the women. Although no picture has come to the Happening office today showing the eager ladies man with anyone, we’ve dug through the archives to come up with something from the not-so-far past. Of course, it concerns an actress — Friends star Jennifer Aniston.
Even though she has appeared in a highly successful TV series and enjoyed a fruitful virtual movie career before heading to HTG Hollywood, Jennifer Aniston’s reputation has been somewhat damaged by her breakup with husband Brad Pitt. The actress has millions of loyal fans, many whom are stressed people who see Aniston as the victim of the man-stealing Angelina Jolie. But, according to one of Aniston’s friends, it was Jennifer who dumped Brad Pitt, not the other way around.
“I guess Jen saw the writing on the wall,” explained the Aniston ally. “She took a hard look at her marriage and realized it was over. She and Brad had different feelings about love, career and family. In Mark Chua, however, she saw everything in a man that she could ever want. So she dumped Brad. It’s a pity that her relationship with Mark lasted only a few days. But oh! What a magical few days it was. Occasionally Jen will dial up Mark’s number, then hang up when he answers. She’s still like a school girl when it comes to that man. Oh, the power Mark Chua has over her. I don’t blame her, I guess. What girl can resist him?”
Mark Chua’s newest film, The Eighth Circle, opens Friday.
These stories are lies. I have it on good… no, great authority: Mark’s gay and has no interest in women. Doubt me? Look at the stains on my leotard!
Comment by ChuasonMark'sWang — March 8, 2008 @ 7:12 am