Tragedy Strikes South HTG Hollywood

Tragedy struck the south side of HTG Hollywood, leaving one beloved celebrity homeless. Walker Texas Ranger star Chuck Norris, whose contributions both on and off the screen are too lengthy to mention here, has suffered what many of us dred… The loss of his home.
HTG Fire Department officials raced to the Norris mansion on Hepburn Lane, but too late to save most of the structure from the blaze. Neighboring homes did not seem to be affected by the inferno.
“It was horrible. Just horrible,” stated an onlooker. “It was almost something from a movie… a disturbing, tragic movie.”
Fire officials are currently sifting through the ashes of the once stately home to see if anything survived the flames. They have not yet commented on the incident, but are expected to in the near future.
Chuck Norris has not made a statement yet concerning the horrible situation.
