It’s TTM Weekend and This Story Ain’t About It. Suck It, Trebeck.
With the recent purchase of all Saturday Night Live properties, past and future, by Miracle Pictures, rumors have been soaring around HTG Hollywood about what studio chief Marlowe intends to do with the property.
“I hear he’s going to make a Mango movie,” theorized one movie fan during a visit to Flip Brothers Pizza.
“Someone told me that he’s going to make a live action Ambiguously Gay Duo flick,” mentioned another diner.
A third pizza eater had another thought. “I hear that he’s going to remake The Blues Brothers with Marcotte and Bishop. With Bishop’s frequent drunken behavior and Marcotte’s natural rhythm, I think that casting would hit the nail on the head.”
Marlowe, who often hangs his hat in the Happening office down the hall from this one, denies the above rumors.
“First of all,” Marlowe began when he answered questions late last night in HTG Chat, “I would be foolish to attempt to remake The Blues Brothers. The film is a classic. It’s great as it is. Second, an AG film? Please! Who could I get to do all of that stuff that Ace and Gary do? Third, a Mango movie? Waitasec… That might be a good…”
Marlowe has been out of reach for the last few hours, so we’ll have to wait to see if he announces his intentions with the SNL franchise.
