Q Likes Them ‘Roids, Rumor Sez

Lake Hope Features head Quantum has repeatedly denied reports that he has ever used steroids. Accused of juicing by many gossip mongers in HTG Hollywood, Quantum claims that his belief is just about human growth hormone. He used it to beef himself up to 149 pounds before he oversaw the production of the film Summer Nights, which is currently showing in HTG theatres. He went on record concerning HGH in a recent phone interview.
“HGH is nothing, man. Anyone who calls it a steroid is terribly misinformed. Testosterone to me is so important for a sense of well-being. Everyone over 12 years old would be wise to look into it, because it increases the quality of your life, man. Mark my words. In 10 years, it will be over the counter, as easy as it is to get Tylenol.”
Lake Hope Features has two projects scheduled for February — Costas’ Camp X and The Man Who Would Have Rome by Octavius.
UPDATE: Happening has learned that it was not Quantum who was interviewed over the telephone, but a staff member upset over the studio head’s refusal to release his sci-fi thriller mystery romantic comedy via Cassy’s recent 30-page offer. We regret any discomfort that this report may have caused Quantum and his loved ones.
