Mayor Race Off to Slow Start
With only a handful of days remaining to file candidates for the office of HTG Hollywood Mayor, it appears that Chuck Norris is the only person taking the race seriously.
“His campaign manager has been the only guy promoting his candidate,” remarked one HTG citizen during an early morning meet and greet at Norris Campaign HQ.
“I think the others are too scared to run against him,” pondered another.
With the due date to suggest candidates being the end of December 21, will more mayor hopefuls be added? Will others begin to advertise? Or will it be the Year of Norris?
“It’s a fact,” commented Norris campaign manager Marlowe. “Chuck’s the best candidate. Anyone who disagrees deserves a quick roundhouse to the head.”
