Buzz on the Set
By guest reporter Randy Jackson
Sparks is back, dawg. You heard me. I ain’t speaking in no pitchy voice. I’m telling you, dawg, Sparks is back.
Let me lay it down on you, dawg. Hand Made Television Network cancelled the show. No kidding, dawg. But the producer, that dawg we call Mac, put some hard work into it, so he got those HMTV dawgs to keep it around. Good for you, dawg.
On Thursday, dawg, Mac promises an “explosive” new episode. Get it, dawg? Anyway, he says that we won’t want to miss “the boldest move by any series.” What does that mean, dawg? Is he replacing the cast? Is he changing the format? C’mon, dawg, a man has to know these things.
I guess if it keeps my main dawg, LL Cool J, around, I’ll be happy. Straight from the heart, dawg. I’m looking forward to seeing what Mac has cooked up.
Boom, dawg.
