Critic in Trouble, Prefers Big Red Chewing Gum Over the Leading Competitor
Hotshot critic DCE was arrested by HTG Hollywood police on Monday evening after a neighbor called to complain about music blaring from the mansion at 44 Howard Lane. When the police arrived, they found DCE dancing around in the buff and playing bongo drums. A CD of Gary Numan’s New Wave classic Cars was blaring repeatedly on the critic’s sound system.
DCE decided to plead guilty to violating HTG Hollywood’s noise ordinance. He was not fined, but ordered to seek therapy for his automobile fixation.
“I can’t help it,” confessed the HTG resident. “I like cars. Lots of cars. When I can buy more, I will. I realize that it’s an obsession, but what’s wrong with that? Some people collect pets. There’s a guy who collects bobbleheads. I collect cars.”
As of this writing early Tuesday evening, loud music has not been heard from the DCE mansion again.
A small selection of DCE’s car collection, many of which were
purchased at the Classic Car Lot on HTG Hollywood’s Hitchcock Lane.
So!!! I like cars! Big deal. But I can’t take all the blame, if the Classic Car Dealership would stop stocking such sweet rides, I wouldn’t shop there.
Speaking of shopping….I have to see if anything new is in.
Comment by DCE — August 28, 2007 @ 7:07 pm