A Quick Interview

Who is he?
Teufel is an HTG Hollywood long-time resident in charge of such productions as Vendetta and Tales of Cybertron.
Where does he live?
Teufel lives in this swingin’ mansion here.
He has copies of both Jaws 3D and Glitter in his film library?
Yup.
That is so cool!
Indeed.
What does “Teufel” really mean?
Wet puppy dog in need of a Snausage.
And now to the questions for our guest of honor:
What are you having for dinner?
Rice, pork and vegetables.
Will we be seeing more Pizza Tycoon?
That depends on whether there is a demand for it or not.
What’s in your pockets right now?
Lint, twenty-seven cents and a Captain Fantastic keychain with my car keys.
Who’s the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
Shaft!
What company invented cheese in a can?
Nabisco.
Thanks for your time.
Sure, no problem.
