CTTV Announces Roads Return
The excitement was obvious among the gatherers at the Creative Threat TV press conference on Thursday afternoon. The schedule for the night had been finalized. Would net head PJ Flip have anything new to offer? But it was PJ’s brother, Ritchie Steven, who came to the podium to make the special announcement.
“We are pleased to announce that Thursday night for CTTV,” began RS, “will have the same quality programming as you all are accustomed to.”
The dark-headed exec grinned.
“Let me ask you… are you all ready for some more Roads?”
The initial murmurs became rumblings of approval. What exactly did Ritchie mean?
“We are pleased to announce,” RS continued, “that famed producer Pedro of Baseball Mogul Productions has written a segment for this week’s Horror Hour. It is a followup to Pedro’s film Eat Sh*t and Die, which introduced the tough monster hunter Roads Masterson. Luke Perry returns as Roads, along with the regular cast of Horror Hour. Also, there’s a special guest for this episode. Tune in to find out.”
And with that, RS left the podium. Calls for the name of the special guest were unanswered. Speculation was that the guest would be none other than comedian/actor Pauly Shore. Pauly potrayed Jizzmopper in the original feature.
Pauly Shore and TMNT shirt purchased at HTG Comic Shop
“No, I’m not in this,” Pauly complained during a phone call later that afternoon. “The ungrateful bastards didn’t even ask me if I wanted to be in this story. How can they have a Roads movie without the Jizzmopper? It doesn’t make any sense.”
When reminded that his character was killed at the conclusion of Eat Sh*t and Die, Shore hung up the telephone.
Horror Hour is a part of the CTTV line-up on Thursday nights. Tune in to see who the special guest turns out to be.
