Buzz From the Lot
It took very little time for official sources at Ship of Fooles studios to clarify rumors about the previously reported sequel to Zombies Vs. Ninjas.
“Let me state for the record,” began studio head Lucian Carter at a recent press conference, “that it has always been the position of Ship of Fooles that ninjas are awesome. It has never been our intention to exclude ninjas from projects at Ship of Fooles. On the contrary, we have always sought for a project that would be the ultimate display of just how awesome they are.”
When asked about the bandages on his arm, Lucian did not answer. He was rushed from the podium by SoF security. A young assistant continued the meeting with reporters.
“It appears that the leaked project will be Pirates Vs. Ninjas,” he stated. “If you want zombies, may I suggest the upcoming film Walking Dead.”
After the press conference, the youthful speaker was able to give more information in private concerning the upcoming movie.
“Oh, man, ninjas are the best. Ninjas can kill anyone they want! They cut off heads all the time and don’t even think twice about it. Those guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out all the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.”
More news on a possible Pirates Vs. Ninjas movie will be made possible when information from the studio is given and their staff manages to settle down.
