Producer Parties Down
Contains Major Spoilers for Codex Gigas: Revelations
At a recent party celebrating the international release of Codex Gigas: Revelations, a drunk Alex Love let loose some secrets about his upcoming projects. A reporter, disguised as a partygoer, used the level of alcohol in Love’s system to ask him a few secrets about the Codex Gigas finale, tentatively set for Winter. Love was quick to answer, but be warned, his response does include some spoilers for Codex Gigas: Revelations. MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW.
“Tabatha, Eva Green’s character, is dead. Tabatha isn’t off somewhere out there having been kidnapped or anything, she’s dead. There is no question about that. At the end of Revelations, Melia (Natalie Portman) successfully took her soul to the Underworld despite Tabatha probably being destined for Heaven. Sean Connery and Clive Owen are also dead. Brad Pitt and Eric Bana are both alive, as is Natalie Portman’s character, but we don’t expect her character to return as her arc is finished.”
When asked about other projects, Love was quick to talk about himself. “I have a few movies coming out soon! I wrote a short comedy called Summer Nights that is an outrageous satire about reality TV dating games on MTV. I am currently in the middle of production on a Pearl Harbor film entitled A Boy at War, which should come out on the infamous date on the attack of Pearl Harbor . Beyond that, season 2 of Conversations starts production soon. Zach Braff and Jaime King won’t be returning. We are looking at new characters!”
Alex Love then proceeded to drink more before dancing up alongside Portman, star of his recent hit film. Eventually, Lindsay Lohan tried to crash the party, but Love still had some of his wits as he quickly kicked her out. “I don’t want to be responsible when she kills some kids on the way to summer camp while driving home at 6 in the morning,” Love told the crowd to much applause.
