Sci Fi Epic Announced
Encouraged by the promise of a large reward, one HTG studio is retooling its summer schedule. It is rumored that Miracle Pictures, in association with producers Prodigy Pictures, has scratched all projects over the next three months to work on its newest blockbuster titled “Bryan Bishop Has a Huge C*ck.”
“We’re really excited about this film,” commented Miracle head Marlowe at a recent press conference. “With the success of the recently exited ‘Cruisified,’ it seemed obvious what the HTG citizens wanted. We plan on giving it to them.”
“Bryan Bishop Has a Huge C*ck” revolves around a 20-something ne’r-do-well who discovers that what occupies his Dockers is the only thing that can save Earth from invading alien hotties.
“I don’t want to give away too much of the plot,” mentioned Marlowe. “Let’s just say that it’s a 120-page Sci Fi epic with more irreverent acts than most of the HTG theatre goers are probably accustomed to.”
When asked about the casting of the lead role, Marlowe kept mum. “I’d rather not say if we’re hiring the actual person or someone to fill his shoes.”
Production has already begun on the movie. An exact release date has not yet been set.
