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Best Use of Pauly Shore

Eat S*** and Die

Worst Use of Pauly Shore

Eat S*** and Die

Most Confusing Redundancy on the Message Board

Announcing that a news site has been updated.

Least Confusing Redundancy on the Message Board

All of those threads titled “For Your Consideration.” (Yeah, I know, it’s from 2007 messages, but it concerns 2006 awards, so I’m letting it slide.)

Most Reasonable Bargain at HTG Mega Mart

Special action figure two-packs.

Least Reasonable Bargain at HTG Mega Mart

Bumper stickers.

Although his disappearance through much of 2006 caused a stir in HTG Hollywood, Mr. T is shrugging the negative effects off.

“I don’t see what the big deal is,” reports the former A-Team star. “I was down at the Gulf helping people who were hurt by Katrina. There’s more places on God’s green Earth than this town. I go where I’m needed.”

Mr. T is always being approached by HTG institutions to help promote them. Generally the Chicago native denies involvement in those ventures, but when approached by HTG Hollywood’s museum, he was more than eager to help.

“They’z got some good stuff in there. You suckers oughta check it out.”

A new banner advertising the museum has been placed in rotation throughout HTG. Besides being able to visit the museum through the HTG map, all you have to do is to click the banner when you see it on an HTG page. (The above banner is not linked.)

“It’s easy, fools! Do it!”

Movie title most suited for a porn parody:

The Mysterious Axeman’s Jazz

Movie title most sounding like a vegetable, but not:

Minions

Least surprising takeback:

Tre Sabati, Opens Today
11/4/06
As the series (Days movies featuring character Mike Roulette) has lost its economic viability, I would like to announce that it is going to be discontinued after this film leaves theaters.

The 2007 Lineup, From 10,000 Cases Productions
12/29/06
(Advertising for two summer films, including a poster for another Mike Roulette movie:)

Most speedy surrender:

Eldest
12/29/06
This film has been dropped by Supersoul Cinema. It will be ready for a summer release next year. (May or June).

You know what, screw it. I don’t want to do this anymore.