Auction Hoax Uncovered
By Buzz
The recent exit of an HTG citizen to less-than-greener pastures has prompted authorities to place all of his items up for auction to the HTG public. The process has been a smooth one; many fine bargains have been picked up by a handful of people.
The final auction will be the sale of the mansion itself. The ultimate in HTG homes, a mansion can hold almost anything your heart desires. However, one HTG resident has begun rumors that the auction will not take place.
“Look at this, suckers!” remarked Teufel, as he showed others in HTG Chat the following picture:
“It’s a hoax!” proclaimed Marlowe, who is administrating the auction. “I just happen to know that the mansion wouldn’t burn that quickly!”
When asked to explain that comment, the middle-aged HTGer went silent.
Matt Trixie, resident hippie and studio chief of Bulletproof Pictures, seemed unphased.
“If that’s the mansion and it’s on fire, I had nothing to do with it. I happen to know that my stoner roommates have my lighter in the front room.”
Stay tuned to the auction section of the game to see if the mansion is truly ablaze or if it will go on sale.
That’s an awesome image! The guy who took it or made it must be a god! With a sexy, shiny, clean scalp!
Comment by Random Guy — May 20, 2006 @ 10:00 am