HTG Resident Gains Houseguest
By Buzz
Residents at the southern edge of HTG Hollywood recently had a rowdy awakening when a moving van with Radiohead blaring out of it’s stereo pulled into the driveway of longtime resident Mattricks. The Gold Mine Gutted co-producer has invited friend Bam Margera to stay at his mansion’s pool house until the wild Margera finds arrangements elsewhere. I managed to catch up with Mattricks to get the skinny on what was going on.
“Yeah, it’s been just me and the girls for the last couple months” stated the eager Mattricks. “I’m really looking forward to Bam being here. He’s a fun, out of control guy who was nice enough to appear in three of my movies. We’ll have the best parties in HTG Town. I just hope we don’t tick off Chuck next door.”
When questioned about the safety of Margera near a swimming pool, Mattricks seemed calm.
“He’ll be fine” was all the Bulletproof studio chief managed to say before he was assaulted by his previously mentioned female houseguests. After an hour of heated frolicking, Mattricks returned.
“Anyway, I’ve got plenty of things lined up for Bam. Besides the Kamikaze movies, there’s my Crow adaptation, Pinball Wizards, plus The Ballad of Aaron Frey. Nothing’s set in stone, though. But I’m sure everything will work out.”
I decided to cut the interview short when I noticed Margera approaching with a blow torch and dragging a goat on a leash. I wish Mattricks the best with his new houseguest. Hopefully the HTG Police Department won’t have to make too many visits to the mansion.
Mattricks in a surveillance photo taken last year
